Monday, May 26, 2008

I don't think you're ready for this jelly...

I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this... My body's too bellylicious!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ok now something has to be done about this whole cracking myself up thing. I've been doing it a lot lately. This is not an update on my long fun weekend. This is a pledge...

I, Krista Marie Kildea, will not get my hair colored by Aunt Barb or any other stylist until my bellylicious body is down to a size 8 jeans. 

You heard it here first. Size 8 and I will celebrate with a nice new jet black 'do.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Last night a dj saved my life...

I know this is completely against all of my wormsongs rules but Jack did it on myspace and said I was most likely to repost it. I have cut out a few questions because they are irrelevant. 

When I get drunk, I: 
get funny and flirty! (this was Jack's answer but we are basically drunk twins so I'll keep it)

Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts?
not that I know of

Do you Cry? 
nope

Do you get Angry? 
nope

Do you Vomit? 
Actually, that's usually my goal!

After 7 beers are you drunk? 
Beer makes me puke on contact. I'm sure 7 would knock me down though.

After 1 shot of 151 you are? 
I've never had 151...

Your favorite drink is?
Bahama Mama!!

Tequila does what to you? 
makes me want to cut of my tastebuds... grossss!!

Whiskey makes you? 
I'm not too big on the whiskey. I do like the effect it has on Ward though!

Who do you drink with? 
My friends and Mary!

Vodka makes you? 
pretty happy on occasion!

Do you smoke when you drink?
sometimes but I am kicking that this summer!

On the rocks or straight up? 
depends on the drink

Do you Pass Out? 
Often!

Do you drink girly drinks? 
Almost always! Bahama mamas and smirnoff coolers are the best but then there's always rum and coke!!

Do you drink alone? 
most definitely not.

Worst Drink you have ever had? 
one that Heidi makes... it's about 25/75 mixer/booze

Do you play drinking games? 
I love them when I can pay attention long enough!

Drunk Phone Calls to people? 
occasionally... Mike made me call people one night when he had to mom me at the cross house.

Drink and Drive?
No.

What is your favorite beer? 
the non-existent kind!

What is your favorite mixed drink? 
Bahama Mama!!!!!

What is your favorite shot? 
I'm not much for shots anymore. I used to like bacardi limon shots but I guess I'm kind of a fan of buttery nipples now.

What will you NOT drink? 
beer

Are you a lightweight? 
depends...

Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? 
who doesn't?!

Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? 
Anything bacardi is at the top of my list!

Do you like frozen drinks?
of course!

Do you drink liquor straight? 
not usually

Do you ever drink out of the bottle? 
if the drink comes that way yes. I like to drink my drinks out of large cups or jars or 2 liter bottles...

Have you ever had a jagerbomb? 
nope

Are you drunk right now? 
not a chance

Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? 
only when I'm partying!

Do you drink a lot of wine? 
no wine is kind of uh... GROSS! It tastes like soap!

When is the last time you drank?
Mother's day weekend!

Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
often!

Ever done a Keg Stand? 
no because that involves beer.

Ever been streaking while drinking? 
no but I often run around in my underwear...

Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
haha no!



Monday, May 19, 2008

Aren't things more easy with a tight six pack?...

News Worthy of Front Page Space!

1. Ok maybe not front page... Today is day two of Papier Mache with David and Ellie! We will be adding another layer to our forms and hopefully not boiling over to paste twice like last time. What a mess to clean up! We'll probably be adding two more layers Tuesday and Wednesday and painting and decorating on Thursday! Pictures will be posted when it's all finished!

2. My new signature dish: Fruit and Yogurt! Simple, yes but also extremely delicious! Last Wednesday I stayed late and had dinner with the kids. We made frozen pizzas and I was searching for some sort of vegetable to give them... NOTHING! So I cut up some fruit and I saw that there was a thing of vanilla yogurt in the fridge. I've always heard that vanilla yogurt is a good substitute for fruit dips and of course it's how you make fruit and yogurt parfait duh! So i took it a step further and mixed it all up together and came out with my own version of a waldorf salad! I am addicted so this will be the dish I bring to all family get togethers!!

3. The Vaheys are going to Michigan this weekend! They are leaving Early Friday, around 3 and not coming home until Monday night. Why on earth is this so exciting? It's taking away two of the 10 days I have left with them!! Well you see... Friday I will go get the kids from school and be done at 3. I will still get paid for the full day and Monday is a paid holiday! I am even more happy because I will get to go to my aunt Jill's house for the weekend!!! I called her today and she said that Uncle Larry, Aunt Lynn, and Lissy will also be there so we will have a terrific time! Yay for weekend get aways!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

You say I must eat so many lemons...

In case you just can't wait until tomorrow here are the topics of my day:

1. Papier Mache
After the last two big projects I have done with David and Ellie and how much they've enjoyed doing them (kids being so excited about our flowers sprouting, Lisa's voicemail to me almost in tears because she was so happy about the mothers day story and telling me how I really really should become a teacher) I was having a hard time finding a new task for us to work on for the next week.  I finally decided on Papier mache. Originally we were going to make masks and use balloons for our forms but then I realized that the concept of having to make edges of the mask would be too difficult for David. Let's just make full heads I said! So, yesterday the kids and I started our newest project making papier mache heads. It is a messy messy project so if you feel like attempting it proceed with the greatest caution!

2. ok go
Manifest was yesterday.  I had to work so I was kind of bummed because I couldn't see any of the performances during the day but it was alright in the end when I got to see ok go. All I knew was they had something to do with treadmills and my friend Lisa told me they put on a really fun show so I met with Kristin and we saw ok go! She introduced me to her parents and a few of her friends from her improv class at school.

3. New friends, Clarke's, and IO
So after meeting a few of Kristin's friends who were all pretty killer we started to walk away from the park and decided we wanted to hang out and go somewhere since our u-passes would expire today. Kaz, an exchange student from London, wanted to go to rock and roll McDonalds and coldstone creamery which apparently is located right down the street from mcDs.  We all got on the train and realized that since the redline was elevated we wouldn't be able to get off at the correct stop. Kristin, being as amazing as she is, suggested that we go to Clarke's instead!! Good idea Kristin!!! Kaz had never been there and neither had Al/El (some other dude who was with us) so we thought it was extremely necessary that we change our course and hit up Clarke's. So Clarke's was fun and all but nothing super exciting happened... I ordered chicken strips, sweet potato fries with mayo, and a strawberry shake as usual and yeah that's all for Clarke's.  Kristin then noticed that it was only 1115 and that the Improv Jam at IO started at 12 and suggested that we go there next. I was super pumped because we've been hoping to see "Improv Baby" again and we figured he'd be there. No such luck! He wasn't there and the show wasn't very good this time around. The end.

4. Train ride from IO
I'll make this as short as possible. The four of us got on the train to head home along with these two fellas, one of which was trashed and looking for a bottle opener for his 40 of Heineken. We sat down in the four seats facing each other and the dudes sat in the two seats on either side of the train closest to us.  The drunk guy started chatting up Kaz about her accent, which was discussed in great length that is was actually a dialect, and she seemed cool with it and chatted with him and fed him some interesting thoughts. They got on the topic of religion and not believing in god which led to the dude saying that you just gotta believe in yourself and all this shit. The conversation then moved to MLK Jr. and the I have a Dream speech, which Kaz backed up the foreigners by saying that he basically stole the speech from some ABBA lyrics! The guys friend was obviously kind of embarrassed by his friend and just sat quietly in his seat giggling now and again.  Eventually the conversation got pretty damn funny and the guy was all like, "haha man i love you" and kaz laughed a little. SOme random topic came up and somehow got to the man saying that when a dude tells a girl her loves her he's just trying to get with her. Kaz quickly brought up the fact that he just said this very thing to her and he was like oh no man I just meant i really love talking to you on this train. It was just a funny fucking train ride. Kaz and Kristin got off at Monroe and then the guy chatted me up for a second and got only my lovely responses like: right, uh huh, apparently, maybe... He said "I'm Christian" and tried to shake my hand. I said, " ooh I'm not much of a shaker dude" and he felt pretty shot down. He then asked my name and I said I wasn't sure what my name was for the night. His friend giggled a bit more and said his name was Enrique. Enrique and I both got off the train at roosevelt.
5. Could I maybe call you sometime?
I get off the train and make my way down the stairs and out the turn-style and off to the corner. I got to the corner and I hear yelling "hey!! Hey!! hey!!" I kept walking and the heys continued so I turned around. Fucking Enrique was yelling after me! I thought maybe he needed directions or a phone or something so i decided to be nice and waited for him to run up to me. "Uh, I was wondering if maybe I could call you sometime?".... ahahahahaha no fucking way did he just say that... it was too funny because he had this really shy and unsure voice and I felt a little bad for him... "yeah, probably not man"... "oh you got a  boyfriend?" .... "yeah, yeah, uh huh, sorry"... I am not usually too quick on my toes with excuses and comebacks but he set me up with the BF question. I answered in a way that would make him not question my answer and obviously it worked. I walked away and started cracking up. Then I got home and went to bed.

Too much funny for one day... earlier in the evening i saw a couple of cross dressers on the train, really ugly men who made even uglier women... the night just kept getting better!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!!!

WOOHOO!!! Dichterliebe analysis done! I finished last night before I went to sleep and now today I just feel like a whole new person! I no longer hate school and I think the rest of these two weeks will go by just fine. Apparently that paper was one huge sack of bricks in my bag because now I just feel like playing and scooting with the kids and just going crazy! 

I can't wait to be back in Michigan for the summer!!! Camping, UP, parties, taco house, ice cream, and my friends!!! It's coming quick. 24 days to be exact. May 31st in the later evening I will be home and so far I have no plans until Sunday so I'm up for grabs for Saturday night anything! 


 Owosso, be prepared for hurricane Krista. You will be left completely rocked!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Go on just say it, you need me like a bad habit...

Wow 10:45 already?? I don't feel like I have been productive at all today... I had a really good day listening to a bunch of really good music, specifically Taking Back Sunday. I listened on the 45 minutes bus ride to work and 15 minute walk from the bus and they are now on shuffle on the i pod while I procrastinate some more. Ellie, David, and I finished the book we have been making for mothers day. I just have to get it all printed out and ready to take to kinkos for binding. 

Yesterday I took a nice LOOONG walk and skipped out on my planned weight training. Today I skipped both. TOmorrow the plan is to walk double and add weight training to the schedule. I also have my Dichterliebe analysis paper due Thursday and I am having A LOT of trouble with it. Starting it seems to be the hardest part right now. Getting three pages of even half decent analysis is going to another mountain. It is my goal tonight to at least turn of TBS and turn on Dichterliebe and get two pages written. Hopefully I will get it completely finished but at least 2 pages of it is a start.

Honestly, this post serves no purpose but to help me procrastinate some more and possibly knock down a previous post a little further... To the land of theory I go..........

Monday, May 5, 2008

All that I know is I'm breathing...

Summer 2008 Goals/Plans
1. Walk 5-7 days a week
2. Get a tan!
3. Relax by the pool
4. Have the best girls camping trip EVER!
5. No fighting with Doug while in the UP
6. Continue to eat healthy
7. Take any job I am offered
8. Visit my Dad at least twice a month
9. Walk Princess on the days I don't "walk"
10. Learn to play my guitar!
11. Study for Berklee
12. Hang out with Mike!!!
13. Hang out with Gordon and Co. 10 million times!

After leaving class this morning I decided that since it is approximately 700 degrees outside I would take a nice long walk. I just got home from my walk, 4.5 miles, up Michigan and back, and I feel killer! I could feel the sun beating down on me which means I will probably be a little burnt tomorrow but then tan the next day! It also means that I am wearing summer clothes and flip flops to work and you know what that means for tomorrow morning... SHOWER FOOTPRINTS!!!!! Today will not be wasted!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep...

I've been thinking lately that I've been thinking too much. I am currently in a state of "like"... you know like? Like, "like like" kind of like. At least I think I am. See what I mean? I think through things too much sometimes and I have a hard time taking chances. Maybe it's because the times that I don't think and I take chances I have been let down? Who knows... Right now all I know is that I'm pretty sure I like you. We've always known this but I guess now I'm kind of saying it so you can hear it instead of just telling myself but holding back because I'm thinking once again...

Let's hang out 10 million times I said... I'm quite aware that that's not possible but what about 10 million minutes? That's 166,667 hours which is 6945 days and that makes about 232 months and almost 20 years. Damn! That's longer than most marriages!! So maybe 10 million seconds?? Let's try this again... 166667 minutes, 2778 hours, 116 days, about 4 months... So I guess it's not possible to hang out for 10 million anythings over the course of a summer... bummer dude because 10 million is a nice sounding number.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Then all at once you have to say goodbye...

Vocal Juries...

1. Nose and throat were fine all morning.
2. Went into the concert hall smiling and confident.
3. Introduced my first piece, "Never is a Promise" by Fiona Apple and counted Miguel in.
4. Sang the wrong verse... not melodically the same as the first...
5. Had to restart the song after not being able to find my footing.
6. Drug through the song because Miguel apparently decided that he was waiting for me when in fact I was waiting for the damn chord changes.
7. Throat phlegms up... right at the chorus... try moving between head and chest voice when that happens... no squeeks or breaks, just phlegmy sounding...
8. Guest adjudicator is a Jazz vocalist and needed help choosing my next piece. 
9. Derek suggested Foolish Games, Ellen said no... how about Hear Me? It has a rock feel.
10. Hear Me went pretty damn awesome.
11. Back home, pissed, hating myself...

There's a first time for everything. Why does my first time messing up have to be last time I sing at Columbia? Why does it have to be when I am trying to perform my best for a final grade and possibly an invitation to sing at Singers Showcase??

Well Columbia, I guess that was my sucky goodbye.