Bids Wanted: Construction Crew for Impractical Task
If you are willing to try the impossible this job is for you!
-Chicago needs to be relocated next to Owosso, MI.
-While relocating Clarke's, steal me a menu please.
-Everything in Chicago, especially Target and Starbucks, must be moved.
Also, if you are a cute Asian boy and can help me make some cute Asian babies you will be given a significant bonus.