EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE ARE DEAF!!!!!
Alright, now that I got that out... Here is my Help Wanted Classified Ad!!
Teacher: Deaf woman in her late 30s maybe, gets extremely frustrated when the class doesn't catch on quickly, can't seem to respond to email, no phone contact because she is flipping deaf, can't write/edit a syllabus to save her damn life
Syllabus: Wrong Dates, non-descriptive assignments, assignments listed as due when it should say assigned
Assignments: Labs that have to be done in the ASL lab and take an hour to complete (3 credit course with about 10 hours of work), 10 hours of deaf events, DVD homework from the 20 year old workbook, reading assignments with quizzes that are more detailed than a black woman's acrylics, video assignments posted online, with the reading, that nobody sees because of the detailed quizzes that require doing the reading at the last minute in order to retain any of the information so by then it is too late to get the video done
If you are lacking any or all of these qualities please contact Columbia College and tell them you would like to be an ASL teacher!!! LAME LAME LAME LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAME LAME LAME LAME!!!!!!!
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