It's that time of year again. It's warm outside, some days a little too warm and others it's just right for taking off the cardigan, and I'm wearing my flip-flops like they are going out of style!! Now with the wearing of the flips something else happens, something else really gross but it makes it quite clear what the weather has been like... After playing outside all day with David and Ellie I come home and do whatever and then go to bed. No shower at night for me. Are you starting to see where I"m going?? In the AM I just into the nice warm shower (as long as it's not tuesday or thursday) and what is it that I see when I look down??? No not my naked ass body... black footprints on the white bathtub!!! It's sandal season which also means it's dirty feet season. I've noticed that when I walk down the street I sometimes look at people's feet if they are wearing flip flops and if they aren't dirty like mine I get really pissed off and wonder what the hell the have been doing to avoid the gray staining dirt... JERKS!!!
Actually, similar to my drinking theories (if I puke before bed it was a good night!), I believe that if I come home wiht clean feet while wearing my flips then something is wrong. I obviously wasn't playing hard enough which also leads me to believe that I wasted the whole damn day no matter home many listening assignments or or home much theory homework I actually did.
NO DIRT = WASTED DAY
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